Fat Geese and Worried Turkeys

[John]

Christmas is here (and gone) and the goose got fat, but then slimmed suddenly in neat slices. Turkeys everywhere shuddered in horror as the nice man who fed them suddenly turned...for such a nice time of year it has its fair share of hidden horrors.

I think the saddest thing is the montrous number of people who, having bought everything they could possibly want, now feel it necessary to decend on the shops to strip them of every last vestige of goods, required or not.

I'm letting them get on with it....